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Alfred slammed another Corona on the counter. I looked at him with worry swirling in my (e/c) orbs.  He looked at me and smiled lovingly. I returned it with one of my own, but mine was considerably weaker. I thought back to this afternoon when this silly American told me about his challenge.



~Flashback!~

"Hey doll! Wait up!" Alfred, my boyfriend of 1 ½ years exclaimed to me. I turned around to face him, and was enveloped in a bear hug. I giggled a bit and inhaled his scent of Old Spice and McDonald's. It's a strange combination, I know, but as cliché as it sounds, he seemed to make it work.  We stayed like that for a few seconds and then parted. He gripped my shoulders and looked at me. I looked back with a questioning glance on my face. He then asked, "Can you be my designated driver tonight?" I raised my eyebrows in surprise and then he continued, "I'm sick and tired of being England's DD every week! He gets drunk after 1 bottle and then starts yelling at me about the Revolution. I mean, c'mon dude! That was like, 230 years ago! Let go already! And then, he goes on about how I can't hold my liquor! Well, tonight, I'm going to prove him wrong because I'm the hero and heroes can do anything!"  



I rolled my eyes and sighed. 'Oh Alfred,' I thought, 'you and your silly antics.' "Fine, I'll do it, but only for tonight." I said finally with mild irritation. "Thanks babe!" he exclaimed in his usual peppy voice and kissed me lightly on the cheek.  I smiled slightly as he took my hand in his and led me to his car to start his ridiculous challenge.



~Present Time~

It's been 2 hours since Alfred started this challenge. He's had around 10 Coronas and was thoroughly drunk. Numerous girls saw this and had tried to take advantage of him. I shot death glares at all of them and they, luckily, got the message and had left him alone. Of course, he'd been too busy getting drunk to notice them being the dense guy he was. I tried to get him to stop drinking, but he was being too stubborn. The bartender noticed this and slowly stopped handing him drinks. I thanked him and he nodded silently in return. I paid the bill (which, surprisingly, wasn't too much for me) and tried to haul my American boyfriend out of the bar.  Though he ate hamburgers by the dozen, he still seemed to be in shape, but that didn't mean he was easy to carry.  By some miracle, I managed to get him to the car, sat him down in the passenger seat and strapped him in. I quickly ran to the driver's seat and turned the car on. I knew that Alfred usually doesn't drink so his body wouldn't take in the alcohol nicely.  With that in mind and with an incoherent American mumbling about Superman and Big Macs, let's just say I was stressing out big time.



Soon, I managed to get to our house and had gotten him inside before his body decided it was time to throw up. Luckily, it only ended up on his shirt and jacket. I tried to steer him to the bathroom, but he was being stubborn and kept on asking why the bar looked like our house. Then, he turned to me and said, "Hey I know you! You're that chick that was in the bar with me!" I rolled my eyes and pushed him towards the bathroom. I managed to get his jacket off and was about to take off his shirt when he stopped me. He yelled, "Stop I have a girlfriend!" I looked at him in confusion and tried to take off his shirt again and he stopped me again. It took me a few minutes to realize what he was doing and then it hit me: he thought I was another girl. He was trying to stay faithful to me by pushing this "stranger" off of him.



I broke out in a foolish grin and started to giggle like a 2 year old. Alfred started to laugh too for whatever reason and then he passed out in the bathtub.  I sighed and then took his shirt off and cleaned him best as I could and went to bed, still thinking and smiling about what had happened a few minutes ago.



~Timeskip to the Morning~

"Ugh…babe, why am I in the bathtub? And, why does my head hurt?" Alfred groaned the next morning. I walked inside and said, "Good morning, Mr. Hero. Sleep well?" He nodded slowly then started to rub his temples. Then, Alfred said, "Oh, I remember now! Hey, while I was in the bar, some chick tried to take my shirt off! I said, 'No way, babe, I already have a girlfriend, so hands off!' Pretty impressive, huh?"



'Oh, he remembers that but he didn't realize it was me?' I thought while smiling and saying, "Yeah, thanks for that."  He winked at me and said, "No problem. And, what can I say? The ladies love me."  I rolled my eyes and said, "Whatever, hero. Now get ready for work.  You've got a story to tell to England, don't you?" and walked out of the bathroom.  "Heck yeah I do!" exclaimed Alfred and I cracked a small smile, grateful for having such a "heroic" boyfriend.

Yay! Another AmericaxReader! This is also my 25th deviation! Only 75 more to go to get to 100~! Anyways, I must say, I wasn't too satisfied with this fanfic, but I hope you guys can still enjoy!

America, England, Hetalia (c) :iconhimaruyaplz:

You (c) You or America

Story (c) Me
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Sugar-Crazed Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2015  New member Student Artist
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Whybot221 Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2015
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER!!!!!!!!:D...*sighs*...if only all guys as perfect or heroic as Alfred...even when he's completely drunk he still remains faithful...beautiful story:)
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DarkAngelLala Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2014
ahwwwhaww how cute :3
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IrysOpal Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Lmfao xD
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moonangel111 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Alfred you clueless sonofabitch
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kurino-sama-alpha Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2014
i hope i can find a man one day that will be like that for me; stay faithful, even when he's completely hammered.
and Alfie, you are so adorable. even when you're sloshed
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sampea Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2014
Lol, that was a funny one!
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Dd727 Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2013
That was f#*king awesome

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Angeliquediabla Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2013
I really love this one
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XJumpinJellyBeansX Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2013
when he said that line the ladies love me  i got pissed Off lmao!!! Ill be like Yeah right And than punch him in the face and say take a bath hobo and kiss him on the cheek lovely Hahaha....To much ?? Lol Happy Happy..Onion La la la Happy Happy..Onion La la la Happy Happy..Onion La la la APH: onion austria Follow me guys Choo choo!
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sunshineanddaises112 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
....Is that Austria prancing around like Italy?
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XJumpinJellyBeansX Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013
Yesh indeed...APH: Onion Prussia 
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sunshineanddaises112 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
You certainly know a lot of interesting icons!
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XJumpinJellyBeansX Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2013
Thank you im flattered :D   Lol and u know how to write  wondeful storys Keep up the good work !Muajajaja..How funny..Onion onion yep  Stare Hehe..APH: Onion Italia 8D 
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sunshineanddaises112 Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Oh thank you! :heart:
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XJumpinJellyBeansX Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2013
NO PROBLEM :)
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Pokepal5 Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Death glares huh? I'M F*CKING BADASS. I lurves you america! :D
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sunshineanddaises112 Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Yes you are! ^^
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EmpressVietnam Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I bet england is going to look like this......:iconderpyenglandplz:
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lunaflyaway Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014
:iconenglandderpplz:
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sunshineanddaises112 Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I'm sure he would.
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ChishioShadou Featured By Owner May 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
With my luck... this will be a chapter in my diary in the future... *facepalm* oh well... He is sweet to stay faithful :)
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sunshineanddaises112 Featured By Owner May 30, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Ikr? Alfred's a sweetie : ).
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ChishioShadou Featured By Owner May 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I love him to pieces ^-^
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sunshineanddaises112 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
^^ He is cute.
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Glaceon-Windstorm Featured By Owner May 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Shooting people Death Glares, huh?
Sounds like me in a nutshell
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sunshineanddaises112 Featured By Owner May 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Yay for death glares!
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Glaceon-Windstorm Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yay!:iconclapplz:
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sunshineanddaises112 Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:iconhigh5plz:
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Glaceon-Windstorm Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I believe this calls for a brofist:iconpewdiepiebrofistplz:
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sunshineanddaises112 Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Yesh. :iconbrofistplz:
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Glaceon-Windstorm Featured By Owner May 8, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Brofists to the world!
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sunshineanddaises112 Featured By Owner May 8, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Yeah!
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Whitella09 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
D'aww so cute! while i read this i was listing to We are young by Fun. lol
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sunshineanddaises112 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you! Yeah, that song kinda fits, doesn't it?
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Whitella09 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
lol yeah! MINE TURTLE SONG XD sorry listing to it now its a funny song :iconderpyamericaplz:
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sunshineanddaises112 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
^^
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Whitella09 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
lol sorry 'bout the random outburst i do that alot.... no wonder i am the America of my friends!
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sunshineanddaises112 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
It's ok.
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Whitella09 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
lol thanks ^w^
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Pichoochoo Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Impressive, Alfred. Truly impressive. :iconclapplz:
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sunshineanddaises112 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:iconheroamericaplz: :iconsaysplz: Thanks dude!
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ChaoticPuffins Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Alfred I'm so proud of you! Saying you've a;ready got a girlfriend. So sweet!
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sunshineanddaises112 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
^w^ *Alfred is happy*
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ChaoticPuffins Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*squeal* I LOVE that man!
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sunshineanddaises112 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
^^ That's good to hear.
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IcySkiies Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
this is so cute!!!
great job! ^^
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sunshineanddaises112 Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks!
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IcySkiies Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
no problamo!!
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FallenLily366 Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is by far one of the cutest stories, Ever!!!!
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